Some Nice Thoughts, SMS

A MAN SAW A SMALL AND POOR BOY LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL AND LUXURY CAR
HE OFFERED THE BOY A RIDE
AFTER THE DRIVE THE BOY SAID:UR CAR IS SO MARVELLOUS IT MUST BE VERY EXPENSIVE! HOW MUCH DOES IT COST ?
MAN: I DONT KNOW MY BROTHER HAS GIFTED IT TO ME
BOY: WOW SO NICE OF HIM
MAN: I KNOW WHAT U R THINKING............U ALSO WANT A BROTHER LIKE HIM........RIGHT
BOY: NO I WANT TO BE A BROTHER LIKE HIM......
(ALWAYS ASPIRE HIGHER THAN ORDINARY)
BE THE BEST

''Do good to everyone without expecting much''
As an old proverb says:
''Some fragrances always cling to the hands of those who distribute roses''..
Good Morning all of you......

punctuality is not always getting on right time...
but...
its basically about respecting your own commitments.

Har EK Jazbat Ko Zuban Nahi Milti,
Har Ek Arzu Ko Dua Nahi Milti
Dosti Banaye Rakho To Duniya Hai Sath,
Varna Aansu Ko Bhi Aankhon Me Panah Nahi Milti.

 un jaisa moti samundar me nahi hai, wo chij mans rahe hai jo mukaddar me nahi hai, kismat ka likha to milna hi hai maula, dua to us chij ki hai jo kismat me nahi hai...

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT. :-p

PROUD TO B AN INDIAN - "Happy Independence Day"

Our country is a secular country:
In our country there are many religions.
But Keep one thing in mind.
'TEMPLE' is a 6 letter word.
'CHURCH' is a 6 letter word.
'MOSQUE' is a 6 letter word.
Also 'GEETA' is a 5 letter word.
'BIBLE' is a 5 letter word.
'QURAN' is a 5 letter word.
Thats unity.
Even letters are in unity, why dont we.?
Think & spread
& act as well.
"I LOVE MY INDIA.PROUD TO B AN INDIAN"Happy Independence Day.

 Britisher :why u indians r in differ colours ? look we r all white !
Abdul kalam : Horses r in different colours but donkeys a all d same !
Proud to b an Indian :):)

“ This is the day…
That our nation sings…
This is the day …
That the liberty bell starts to ring …
This is the day …
We all start to remember …
What we stand for …
And to celebrate our Independence …
We stand up high…
All start to cry …
As we think about…
All that died …
For you, for me, for our whole country …
Risking their life …
Each and every day here is a salute …
To all that lay …
Happy Independence Day!!”

Let’s celebrate 65th Independence day of India!!

 

Nice Comments

Learn to admit your mistakes before someone exaggerates the story..

The most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and the next best thing is to know that you are the reason behind that smile.....

Walking through the fire, walking through the flames
Love will remain and always be the same if you just hold my hand,,,

Don't complain because you don't have. Enjoy what you've got.....

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE ........
IT’S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK.

Khud pe barosa hai to khuda tere sath hai Apno pe barosa hai to har dua tere sath hai zindgi se harna mat yaar zamana ho na ho ye dost tere sath hai...:)

Sacchi dosti bejubaan hoti hai,
Yeh to ankho se bayan hoti hai,
Dosti me agar dard mile to kya gum hai,
Dard me hi to apno ki pehchan hoti he,

 "Don't Over use your Heart in Loving Someone....
Sometimes you need to use your Brain to
stop the Pain"....!!

Three Things

Three things Girls cant live without
1. money 2. shopping 3. mobile

Three things u must have when u on picnic with a woman
1. Cash 2. Debit Card 3. credit card

Never be afraid of these Three Things.
1. Dog without teeth 2. An Ill Boss 3. A deaf wife.

Three persons to have peace with
1. Boss 2. wife 3. the girl next door

Three things u dont wanna forget..
1. Ur debts 2. Ur responsibility 3. Ur wife's b'day

Three things get on fire very easily
1.Petrol 2. Bull 3. Wife

Hindi and English Comments, Jokes from Frinds,

Y in every luv story sister supports brother but brother dosn't support sister..???
Bcoz sister knows what LOVE is..!!!
And brother knows what boys are..!!! 

I dont have time 2 hate people who hate me.....
B'coz , I m too BUSY in loving peoples who loves me lot !.

Understanding a GIRL is like......
Downloading a 1GB file with 2kbps speed.......
and when you have downloaded 95% u will get an error....!!!...:)...:)

waqt Badlat hei or riste bhi jeseki,
Student in 2 sir,
Study in 2 Job,
Book in 2 file,
Colleg in 2 office,
...Bike in 2 car,
Pocketmoney in 2 salary,
Boyfrn in 2 hasband,
Girl in 2 wife,
Love in 2 marriage,
But
Friend in 2 ????????

musibat me yeh kabhi mat sochna k koun sa dost kaam aayega hamesha yeh sochna k saala ab koun sa dost apni aukat dekhaega.Qki akal badaam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

Darek Dariyo em Samje chhe k Mari pase Pani apar chhe,
Pan e kya jane chhe ke Aa to nadi e aapelo Prem Udhar chhe...

my promise 2 u:-
i will leave somthing 4 u wen i leave this world ...
few memorise in heart,
few tears in ur eyes,
my name on ur lips
&
my absencein ur life.....................

"people can easily judge others happiness by their face,but it is more difficult 4 them 2 find the depth of sadness coverd in the same person's heart"..

"As d time goes on d taste of relation increases.
Either it becomes more sweet or it becomes more salty n dat only depends on u....
What u have added daily?????"

EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO INVENTED THE
TELEPHONE, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE, HIS
WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT’S LIFE “LIVE FOR OTHERS “.

Difference Between The Two Words COMPLETE And FINISHED. Some People Say There Is No Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I Beg To Differ Because, There Is : When You Marry The Right Woman, You Are "COMPLETE".. And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are "FINISHED"! And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are ..."COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows your all mistakes and weakness and still thinks that you are completely amazing...!

Start d day with positive thoughts & mindset 2 feel positivity throughout d day
Have a pleasant positive morning & a Progressive day ahead.

Bapu Asks Santudi- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Santudi Says- I'd Take Half n Leave You
Bapu- Perfect ! I've Won
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)
$10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ...

Sometimes in life, We feels that all doors r now closed!
Wen that happens, remember that "A closed door isn't always locked !!! "

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Wordings by Mahatma Gandhi...

There are 5 things a person needs to be happy :
"some work, some food, some friends, some fun and SOMEONE!"

 

Gujarati Funny Jokes, Gujarati SMS

સર : ‘આજે હોમવર્ક કેમ નથી કર્યું ?’
બંટી : ‘ઘરે લાઈટ નહોતી.’
સર : ‘તો મીણબત્તી સળગાવવી હતી ને…’
બંટી : ‘પણ માચિસને અડકાય એવું નહોતું.’
સર : ‘કેમ ?’
બંટી : ‘માચિસ મંદિરમાં હતી.’
સર : ‘તો ડોબા, નહાઈ લેવું જોઈએ ને ?’
બંટી : ‘નહાઉ ક્યાંથી ? મોટર બંધ હતી.’
સર : ‘તો ચાલુ કેમ ના કરી ?’
બંટી : ‘કીધું તો ખરું ! લાઈટ નહોતી !’

યુવક છોકરી જોવા માટે ગયો બન્નેને વાતચીત માટે એકાંતમાં બેસાડી દેવામાં આવ્યા ગભરાતા ગભરાતા છોકરી બોલી ભૈયા તમે કેટલા ભાઈ-બહેન છો? યુવકે કહ્યું અત્યાર સુધી તો ત્રણ હતા હવે ચાર થઈ ગયા છીએ.

છગન : ‘તારો ભાઈ આજકાલ શું કરે છે ?’
મગન : ‘એણે એક દુકાન ખોલી હતી પણ હમણાં તો જેલમાં છે.’
છગન : ‘અરે ! એમ કેમ ?’
મગન : ‘કારણ કે એણે દુકાન હથોડાથી ખોલી હતી !’

જ્યોતિષી : ‘તમારી હથેળીની રેખા કહે છે કે તમે જ્યાં રહો છો તેની નીચે ખૂબ જ ધન છે, પરંતુ તે તમારા કામમાં લાગવાનું નથી.’
છગન : ‘તમે સાચી વાત કરો છો. હું ફલેટમાં રહું છું અને મારી નીચેના ફલેટમાં બેંક આવેલી છે….’

મમ્મી : આજે કેમ શાળાએથી વહેલો આવી ગયો? પપ્પુ : મચ્છરને માયું એટલે ટીચરે રજા આપી દીધી. મમ્મી : કેમ ? પપ્પુ : મચ્છર ટીચરના ગાલ પર બેઠું હતું.

છગનના ઘરમાં છાપરામાંથી પાણી ટપકવા લાગ્યું. એણે કડિયાને બોલાવ્યો.
કડિયાએ પૂછ્યું, ‘છાપરું ટપકે છે એની ખબર ક્યારે પડી ?’
‘કાલે રાત્રે જમતી વખતે જ્યારે મને સૂપ પૂરો કરતાં બે કલાક થઈ ગયા ત્યારે !’ છગન બોલ્યો.

આંખના ડૉક્ટર : ‘તમને ખરેખર ચશ્માં છે.’
દર્દી : ‘તપાસ કર્યા પહેલાં તમને કઈ રીતે ખબર પડી ?’
આંખના ડૉક્ટર : ‘દરવાજો છોડી તમે બારીમાંથી આવ્યા.’

કાચી કેરીની ચીરી જેવી તું, એક્કા અને દૂરીની પાછળ બ્લાઈન્ડમાં નીકળેલી તીરી જેવી તું !! - 

લોકો કહે છે કે ભગવાન જેને ચાહે છે એને પોતાની પાસે બોલાવી લે છે
એનો મતલબ એ કે
તમને અહી ધરતી ઉપર કોઈ ભગવાન થી પણ વધારે ચાહે છે.

 સરળતા થી કઈ ના મળે તો દુ:ખી ના થશો,
મળી જાય જો બધું તો પ્રયાસ શું કરશો?
સપના બધા હકીકત નથી થતા,
થાય બધું હકીકત તો સપના શું જોશો?......

Nice Comments and Thoughts by My facebook friends sharings

The most mind blowing & heart touching thought of the life,
Laash pani par tarati kyun hai??
Kyo ki dubne ke liye bhi zindgi chahiye...!!
Gn frds....

Always Believe in 3 people -- (Sagittarius, Leo, Pisces) - they r most giving n selfless
Never lose 3 people -- (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) - they r most sincere n true lovers...
Always share with 3 people -- (Cancer, Libra, Scorpio) - they always keep secrets nd never cheat...
Never reject 3 people -- (Aries, Gemini, Aquarius) - they r true frnds n never think bad for anyone... WHO ARE YOU??..

When I was a kid I didn't have a computer, cell phone, iPod, DSi, Xbox, PS3, Wifi or Wii. I played outside till evening.... I ate what my Mom made. If I ever told my parents "no" or back answered, I got in TROUBLE! Life wasn't hard, it was BEAUTIFUL & I survived wonderfully. Re-post if you appreciate the way you were raised.... I do. I love my parents and the childhood they gave me... Love u Mom and Dad ♥ ♥ ♥ ...

When you love someone you give everything without thinking twice,You deny the truth you believe in lies,You cry over the thing that hurt you,but you still smile and say Im fine...

 Always trust the person who can see 3 things in you : love behind your anger, sorrow behind your smile and reason behind your silence..!!!!!

 "At the age of 24, I was a Bus Conductor" - Rajnikanth
"I didn't even complete my University Education" - Bill Gates
"In my childhood days, I stitched shoes" - Abraham Lincoln
"I worked in a Petrol Pump" - Dhirubhai Ambani
"I Failed in the 10th Standard" - Sachin Tendulkar
..."I used to serve Tea at a Shop to support my Football Training" - Lionel Messi
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Life is not about what u couldn't do so far, its about what you desire to do with it!

 If u succed in cheating someone, never think that person is a FOOL,
Realize that the person trusted you more than you DESERVE…..♥♥

Why doesn't Rajnikant fight animals in Tamil movies... because he can't get them to jump in the air when he hits them...